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Put a price on your doorbell. The sign that charges solicitors $20 to knock — and still tells them no. Weatherproof, passive-aggressive, and extremely effective.
One sign · One price · Still no
It's a binding-looking notice that isn't binding at all, which is exactly why it works. Nobody wants to be the person who owes twenty bucks before they've even said hello. They read it, they do the math, they leave.
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The fine print (there isn't much)
Step I
Peel, press, done. Put it at eye level next to the door where nobody can pretend they didn't see it.
Step II
Twenty dollars to knock, and the answer's already no? Most people turn around at the second line.
Step III
Your doorbell stops being an open invitation. You are under no obligation to answer. You never were.
You can try. We admire the confidence. Realistically, the sign's whole power is that no one wants to test it — it ends the conversation before it starts. Consider the twenty bucks theoretical.
No. It's a novelty sign, not a lien, a contract, or a summons. It has no legal standing whatsoever, and it works anyway. That's the entire bit.
The flyer, no. The knock, usually. Some things are between a person and their clipboard.
Then this is a fantastic gift for someone who doesn't. Housewarmings, Father's Day, and "the neighbor who hates everyone" are our top three occasions.
But the sign is a yes. Fifteen bucks, free shipping, and a little peace and quiet.
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